Not me (obviously)

Patrick C. Plunkett

Author of every story you find here. Hopefully you like at least one of them. Maybe you like one of them a whole lot. Maybe you’ll even say to people “Patrick C. Plunkett is my favourite author. I especially like the way he crafts transient matter in my mind using only a few adjectives and an umlaut.”
Or maybe you won’t.

I’m just writing for fun right now, though I hope one day to be making an absolute killing, so that I might abandon all of my friends and family for the champagne and ennui of high-class society. Until that moment strikes, I am merely a pauper with a pen.